While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.
After crashing into the town's TV transmitter, Peter discovers life without television.
Stewie has his first birthday, while Meg makes a new friend.
Confined to house arrest, Peter opens a bar in the basement.
Peter gets jealous when the new neighbor starts stealing the spotlight.
The Griffins head to New York to get Chris back into Boy Scouts, which he doesn't want do to. Along the way, they stop at a Indian casino, where Lois loses all of the family's money and the...
Brian's life is on the line after he refuses to be treated like a dog.
Peter changes for the worse after he and Lois inherit a mansion in Newport.
Peter's ultra-religious father causes trouble when he comes to live with the family.
The Griffins survive a Y2K atomic holocaust and attempt to rebuild civilization.
Brian suffers from a mid-life crisis that may be due to unrequited love.
Everyone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips at her new job as a waitress by telling everyone she's unwed, teenage mother of Stewie.
In an attempt to avoid paying expensive hospital bill, Peter says that he is dead on hospital sign-out sheet. Later that night he visited by Death who has come to take him away. While ...
Peter takes over Lois' production of The King and I.
After being sued for sexual harassment, Peter is forced to attend sensitivity training seminar. After failing miserably Peter is then sent to an all women's retreat. Upon returning Peter ...
Peter's attempt to un-cancel a TV show gets him worshiped as a god.
Peter and Lois face off in a school board election.
Chris' artwork gets discovered by a famous critic.
Meg's plan to embarrass her family backfires.
Brian and Stewie have to make their way across the US.
Peter goes undercover to stop a toad-licking epidemic.
Stewie discovers love at the day care center.
Peter has to repay a mafia debt by playing babysitter for Big Fat Paulie.
Liposuction turns Peter beautiful, but insufferable.
Peter's home becomes an independent nation and goes to war with the US.
Meg gets the lead story in her school paper, but it's not the one she wrote.
Peter becomes a master pianist as long as he's drunk.
Peter becomes a golf mentor to Cleveland's son.
Brian gets a job with the police as a drug sniffing dog, but ends up getting hooked.
Brian moves to Hollywood and becomes a porn director.
Peter becomes a tobacco lobbyist.
Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, so the guys start a revolution.
Peter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment.
Peter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways.
Lois becomes a master martial artist, but can she control herself?
Meg develops a crush on the local news anchor, Tom Tucker, so decides to take a internship at the news station as a junior anchor. But, much to her dismay her fellow anchor is Neil Goldman....
Tired of being stuck at his dead end job, Peter decides to invite his boss, Mr. Weed, over for dinner in hopes that he we'll give him a promotion. Not long after Peter gets his promotion, ...
Peter tries his hand at deep sea fishing.
Stewie panics when Lois and Peter think about having another kid.
The family has to move south as part of the Witness Protection Program.
Peter finally connects with his father-in-law, while Brian can't control his libido.
While learning about his family history, Chris discovers that one of Peter's ancestors was a black slave once owned by the Pewterschmidts.
Peter coaches Joe to victory in the Special People's Games.
A series of setbacks shakes Lois' faith in the spirit of Christmas.
Brian finds his true love, while Peter raises a family of birds.
Stewie becomes a stage star and Meg falls for a nudist.
Peter and Lois try dating other people.
Brian follows Stewie to Europe, while Peter and Lois follow Kiss.
Three separate episodes that consist of viewer suggested material. Episodes include Peter getting three wishes, The Griffins getting super powers, and Family Guy's version of the little rascals.
Peter wants Chris to become Jewish so he'll grow up smart.
Peter and Lois try for a second honeymoon in Mel Gibson's hotel room.
Chris gets seduced by a homicidal teacher.
Peter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind.
After a makeover, Meg becomes an insufferable starlet.
Cleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire.
After winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually intellectually disabled.
Brian appears on a dating show, while Chris takes advice from his pimple.
Peter resorts to selling Meg in order to pay off his pharmacy tab.
Lois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree.
Lois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamor life.
Brian tries to rename James Woods High School, but Peter pulls out a surprise weapon.
Peter and the guys get stranded on an island and are rescued after months, but when Peter returns home he realizes things aren't what they used to be.
To avoid Freshman hazing, Chris runs away to South America to join the Peace Corp. When Peter and the family come to get him, Peter learns that he's the richest man in the tribe and goes about exploiting the tribe.
After an incident at the Emmys the FCC overreacts and begins to censor anything and everything that may be viewed as unpleasant. So Peter gets the idea to start his own cable network ...
Brian re-enrolls at Brown while Peter and the guys become the new A-Team.
Peter tries to bond with Stewie in a number of different ways.
Lois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret.
During one of his visits Peter's father, Francis, discovers that Stewie has never been baptized, so without Lois' permission Peter and Francis go to church and have him baptized. Upon ...
After quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots.
Quagmire falls in love with and marries the Maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.
Peter is set to have a vasectomy against his will, but has an accident at the sperm bank, which causes Stewie's rival sibling to be born. Meanwhile, Lois gains weight after an angry Peter refuses to have sex with her anymore.
While Meg interns for Mayor West, Brian uncovers a scandal; Peter and Lois decide to reunite their old groovy band
Peter becomes a best-selling erotica book author. But a lawsuit puts his investor--Lois's father--in the poorhouse and forces him to move in with the Griffins.
Brian's gay cousin Jasper comes to town for a visit to see Brian. Jasper brings with him a man he wants to marry, but Mayor West is trying to ban gay marriage to distract everyone from a financial scandal.
When Joe buys a new home theater system, Peter gets jealous and decides to build a multiplex movie theater in his back yard. But while doing so, he finds a human skull. It begins haunting ...
When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send...
Stewie smothers Lois with affection after she saves his teddy bear and she soon becomes tired of the extra attention; Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment after he has his first prostate exam.
Peter's mom starts dating TV anchor Tom Tucker, causing Peter to turn to him as the father figure he always wanted. And Brian and Stewie begin hosting their own raunchy radio program.
Meg takes a job at the local "superstore," but the store causes Peter to lose his job and his electricity. So he becomes the store's most vocal critic--until it offers him a job.
Stewie and Brian join the army, go through basic training, and are sent to Iraq. Meanwhile, Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band until Peter and Lois get Marilyn Manson to talk him out of it.
Lois does Peter's work at the brewery while he recovers from getting his fingers surgically reattached, and Brian doesn't want the family to know that he's dating an idiot.
Lois becomes the high school sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views. So she is replaced by a Christian group that uses fear, misinformation and lies to promote abstinence.
Stewie tries to win over a retired child actress, and Peter becomes a fan of "chick movies" and makes his own.
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom and Brian ends up going with Meg.
Stewie and Brian travel to Aspen to find the man that Brian sold Rupert to on accident at a garage sale, and Meg becomes Peter's personal driver after Peter temporarily loses his driving privileges.
After Peter's dad passes away, he learns that he's not his biological father. So he and Brian travel to Ireland to find his real father.
Peter becomes the neighborhood bully after trying to take care of Chris's bully, and Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in the tanning bed too long.
Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.
Peter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.
After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50,000, he and Lois open their own restaurant. Peter is dismayed, however, when Joe and all of his handicapped friends begin using the ...
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has ...
After being expelled by his school for dragging down their average standardized test scores, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, which forces his family to struggle to pay the tuition.
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, ...
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He end up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the ...
With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
Brian moves in with Jillian, but Stewie moves in too to help pay the rent. Meg and Chris both get jobs at the local convenience store.
Joe has a new surgery performed on him which allows him to walk. But the new Joe then abandons all of his old friends because they're all a bunch of lazy losers.
Stewie kills his mother Lois. But one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.
With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.
Peter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.
Meg is admitted to hospital due to a severe accident, and Peter vows to treat her better than he ever has before.
Peter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in one sitting.
James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family. Peter responds by stealing Woods's identity and ruining his career.
Brian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention, and the Griffin kids are babysat by Herbert.
When Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son.
Peter feigns the life as a Pirate when he gets a pet Parrot. He terrorizes his neighbors and creates havoc in Quahog. When Chris takes Brian to the vet, Chris falls in love with the lovely intern Anna.
Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.
Peter discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store and Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.
Stewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.
The Griffins go on vacation but accidentally leave Stewie at home.
Peter gets the Griffins a new, younger dog to eventually replace an aging Brian.
Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery. Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. buy the nightclub, and Stewie turns it into a trendy hotspot.
The guys try to find a way to help Joe and Bonnie get money to pay their hospital bills after their baby is born, a baby that Stewie has a crush on
Peter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study.
Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.
Lois gets a job as an anchor at Fox News, while Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.
Meg finds religion while in bed with the Mumps, and reveals to the community that Brian is an Atheist. Meanwhile, Stewie builds a transporter to bring the cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" to Quahog.
Brian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.
Stewie begins taking steroids after he is beat up by a baby girl, and Chris begins dating one of the most popular girls in the school.
Brian dates "Hills" star Lauren Conrad while trying to hide the fact that he is in love with someone else.
A series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies "Stand by Me," "Misery," and "The Shawshank Redemption."
The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.
Stewie and Brian explore a series of alternate universes.
When Peter and Lois find out that Lois' mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides that the Griffins will adopt the Jewish faith, until a vision of his dead father changes his mind.
With the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that mayor Adam West is a Cold War sleeper agent. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, and Joe start an improv comedy group.
When Brian snags an older woman, he becomes the laughingstock of the family, but things go from bad to worse when she breaks her hip and Brian has to be her errand-boy.
Brian helps Stewie meet Miley Cyrus before her concert in Quahog, and they discover a secret about her identity. Meanwhile, the family discovers that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't actually evil.
Quagmire is forced to take care of a baby he fathered when she is left on his doorstep, while Stewie creates clones of himself and Brian.
The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends.
When Brian accidentally kills another dog he is surprised to see that no one cares so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn't listen to Peter.
Peter takes over Pewterschmidt Industries when his father-in-law has a heart attack and goes into a coma.
The Griffins are invited to be contestants on the game show "Family Feud." After winning the game and advancing to the show's bonus round (called Fast Money), Lois puts the Griffins in ...
Meg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath.
After they are saved after being lost in the wilderness, Stewie helps Chris muster up the courage to ask a girl with Down Syndrome out on a date, while Peter pretends to be a psychic.
Stewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on a children's show, but trouble arises when he falls for a female co-star. Meanwhile, Meg gets a new boyfriend, but Lois tries to make a move on him.
Peter is sexually harassed by his unattractive female boss, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job?
Brian sells his pilot for a heartwarming family drama to CBS, who then turns it into a lame, formulaic sitcom starring James Woods. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris try to hide Stewie's accidental injury they caused from their parents.
Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end.
Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.
Quagmire's dad comes to Quahog and announces that he's undergoing a sex change. And when Brian returns to town after a seminar, he accidentally makes the situation even more awkward.
With Cleveland's help, Peter, Joe and Quagmire blow off a couples getaway to Maine to search for the origin of the worlds funniest dirty joke.
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The Griffins and the other citizens of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, but a murder mystery takes place.
Brian does a 180 on Rush Limbaugh and befriends him after he reads one of his books.
After Peter catches Lois' dad, Carter, having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.
Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating,...
Lois becomes a champion foxy boxer, and Peter acts as her manager.
Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie becomes his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the...
When Stewie's trip to the mall to see Santa ends on a very bad note, he and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson in Christmas cheer, "Stewie Griffin" style.
Peter needs a new kidney after he destroys his own by making his own energy drink, and Chris gets to introduce President Obama at his high school after he plagiarizes Meg's poem about hope.
Lois becomes friends with the new television anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on the air.
After a public disturbance, Peter and Brian are forced to attend a 12-step meeting to help kick their drinking problems. Unable to recognize his issue, Peter gets a visit from Death, who ...
A jealous Mr. Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal.
Meg takes care of Joe while Bonnie is away, and she develops a crush. Meanwhile, Stewie creates an evil clone who escapes the house, and he and Brian try to find and stop him.
Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs ...
When the local dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of ...
Lois's sister comes to town after yet another failed marriage, and quickly becomes engaged to mayor Adam West.
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.
Lois goes on a vacation with Bonnie to Paris, not knowing that Bonnie's intentions are to cheat on Joe. Back at home, Peter decides to homeschool the kids.
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Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.
As a hurricane hits Quahog, Brian gets high on psychedelic mushrooms and cuts his ear off, and Meg finally summons up the courage to confront the family.
Quagmire and his friends try to talk his sister into getting away from her abusive boyfriend. But when she won't listen, they decide to take matters into their own hands.
Peter befriends actor Ryan Reynolds until he discovers that Reynolds may be attracted to him, and Stewie leaves home after Brian figures out that he wrecked Brian's car.
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to January 31, 1999 and witness the events that took place in the very first episode of Family Guy, "Death Has a Shadow".
Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.
The Griffins stay in an Amish village after their car breaks down, but problems arise when Meg falls for a boy in the village.
Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run ...
Lois's dad retires to a senior community in Florida, but has trouble getting used to it.
When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.
When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.
Tom Tucker goes to Hollywood to revive his acting career, with Peter as his agent. Back in Quahog, Chris starts dating a girl who looks exactly like Lois.
Peter allows a friendly dolphin to move in with the family, but soon discovers that he's really a jerk. Meanwhile, Stewie asks for Brian's help in busting a negligent day care provider.
Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money.
When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatized by the frightening cover of a Queen album.
After a car accident, Peter, Brian, Joe, and Quagmire wake up in a hospital with no memory and discover that they're the last people left on Earth.
Peter creates his own children's TV show and portrays Lois as an annoying nag, while Meg gets a chance to shadow a doctor.
Stewie falls for a girl who is just as wicked as he is, and Peter finds an unlikely alternative when Lois refuses to snuggle.
Meg and her friend are kidnapped in Paris for the sex slave trade, and Stewie and Brian fly to Paris to rescue her.
Peter joins the Tea Party but doesn't discover until it's too late that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of government for his own selfish motives.
Three skits: the British program that Family Guy is based on, everybody Peter touches turns into Robin Williams, and a look at the day through Stewie's eyes.
Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.
The Griffins try to beat Lois's obnoxious ex-boyfriend's family to the top of Mount Everest.
After the Griffins become a Nielsen Family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows.
Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt is dying of cancer, but soon becomes suspicious when he makes a seemingly impossible and miraculous recovery.
Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.
Joe, with the help of Peter and Quagmire, looks to track down the person responsible for his injuries.
While Lois goes through a mid-life crisis, Stewie discovers that his new pet turtle is evil.
Meg finds out that her crush is actually gay and is interested in Chris.
The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas.
The Griffins wind up stuck in orbit on a space shuttle after Peter and Lois send Chris to Florida for space camp.
Brian receives widespread acclaim for his new play, but how will he react when Stewie writes a play overnight that puts his to shame?
After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute.
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Chris is fed up with Meg's efforts to blackmail him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian became huge fans of 70s soft rock star Anne Murray.
Lois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife.
Peter becomes a Muslim but later discovers that he is also part of a terrorist plot to blow up a bridge in Quahog.
Mayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty.
Peter reverts back to a feral state after being lost in the Canadian wilderness for two months after a plane crash.
Lois begins hanging out with Joe and Quagmire while Peter is sick, and Stewie tries to rescue Rupert after he is recalled.
The guys fight to save The Drunken Clam after the bank closes it, and Meg gets into trouble at her new job at the funeral home.
Peter and the whole family move to a farm because of the higher crime rate in quahog. Sooner or later the family discovers a meth lab in the basement.
Stewie uses his untested teleportation device to transport Brian and himself to Vegas. The machine creates an exact copy of the pair and sends the copy to Vegas.
The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and, of course, get thrown out.
Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu.
Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity.
Quagmire falls in love with a woman who is just as kinky as he is, but doesn't find out until it's too late that she's a complete psycho.
Meg turns to Quagmire for help taking on a school bully, and Brian looks for a way to get back at Peter for forcing him to see him naked.
The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.
Brian dies and Stewie cannot use his time machine to save him. Meanwhile, Peter replaces Brian with an Italian dog named Vinny.
Fame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire.
Peter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas; Stewie goes on to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.
Lately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.
Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."
Brian uses his son to get a writing job for a TV show, and Quagmire stops being friends with Peter after Peter shoots him.
Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death.
Peter is sick of opposing football teams thanking God for beating the Patriots, so he and the guys go on a quest to find the Lord and ask Him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.
When Chris is made the sole heir to Carter's fortune, he refuses to take the money, so Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.
Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies.
Stewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.
Lois calls Peter an idiot for bringing home the wrong baby after he takes Stewie to the park for some father-son bonding, so he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns a smart, classy person.
Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.
Peter takes Meg to a college for an interview where they end up partying, while Brian is forced to live in the wild after a skunk sprays him.
Cleveland returns to Quahog, but is forbidden from spending time with Peter when their wives get into an argument over parenting.
Stewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family.
After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.
Peter is hired to read Joe's new book to children, and Brian takes up running to impress a girl.
Peter and Lois open a bakery, but things get out of hand when Peter comes up with a way to attract customers.
After getting a cosmetic surgery, Brian becomes a real estate agent, only to get in trouble with Quagmire.
On the night before Thanksgiving, Peter and Brian get drunk and eat the whole turkey, so they have to get a new one on Thanksgiving Day. With Peter gone, Chris tries to take over as the man of the house.
Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.
Stewie and Brian take Chris back through time to help him with history class, only to end up stuck in the past.
Brian begins to think he's not so smart when he takes the SAT'S for Meg and gets a low score, so Peter decides to show him the joys of being an idiot.
Meg becomes a foot-fetish model, while Brian accompanies Stewie on an adventure outside of preschool.
Quagmire faces charges of statutory rape. During the trial, his mom makes a surprise appearance, which helps explain why he is the way that he is.
Peter and the guys start a detective agency and discover that Chris is a thief. In the meantime, Lois is worried about Chris when gets involved in a delusional relationship.
Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video.
Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like, and Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.
Joe decides to embrace life by quitting his job with the police and taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision.
Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg.
When Peter's insulted by old friends at a roasting of him, he joins a group of mean girls.
Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie.
Lois books a couple's vacation, but it turns out to be a marriage counseling program. Carter is frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.
When Brian finally has 'the talk' with Stewie, he soon realises he's older than he looks. Meg and Chris go on a school trip to LA.
When Joe learns his father hates handicapped people, Peter pretends to be Joe; Stewie becomes friends with Tom Cruise after learning he will grow up to be only 5'1.
Stewie builds a robot friend after a fight with Brian and Lois makes Peter buy a new mattress.
When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage. Annoyed with Brian is perceived pretension, Stewie endeavours to destroy his glasses.
After Peter watches a VHS tape of his younger self, he discovers that he's a failure. With Brian's help, he launches a plan to make sure that Chris doesn't take the same path.
Quagmire finally confesses his love for Lois, but it happens while he accidentally pocket dials Peter, who is furious, so Brian tries to fix the situation.
Brian must stop the demons inside Stewie's mind after he has his first nightmare.
The cast of ''Family Guy'' reenacts three classic novels commonly taught in high school.
Quagmire's piloting skills are questioned when he scores free tickets to a guys' trip to San Francisco and the boys discover the auto-pilot function, then those skills are put to the test due to unexpected events in the air.