Steve is eager to prove that he's no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock, and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip.
Steve and Snot create two clones so that they can have a date to a school dance, but things do not go as planned.
A poltergeist visits the Smith family.
In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. But when their attempt to pull ...
Stan feels like he's being run out of his own home when Francine's parents come to visit at Thanksgiving, and Francine's mother tries to setup Haley with an eligible Chinese bachelor.
Steve fancies himself and the guys as stars of an independent "coming of age" movie as they join Snot on a cross-country trip to his dad's funeral.
Hayley uses Steve's talent for creating fake IDs to start a business, but they're forced to deal with another fake ID kingpin in Langley Falls: Roger.
Stan and Roger travel to the North Pole to rescue Steve from an infamous Christmas demon.
When Roger wakes up from a coma after a car accident, he has the ability to see into the future.
After killing his 100th victim, Stan develops a persona that does nice things, which the real Stan would never do.
Roger switches faces with Steve to help him win over the hot girl at school, while Stan and Francine become stewardesses to stop Mark Cuban from blowing up the sun.
Stan drugs Steve and his friends and puts them in the CIA holodeck just to give them the outdoor experience, while Hayley makes herself Roger's queen after buying his home star on the International Star Registry.
A new CIA drug designed to help Stan pretend to listen to Francine has a disastrous side effect, and Roger and Klaus take advantage of the situation to start their new business.
Hayley suspects that Stan has been "turned" when he comes home after being kidnapped by a group of radicals while on a mission to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement.
Stan turns Hayley into a helpless drunk in an effort to help him reach Bullock's inner circle, and Klaus shares German folk tales with Steve and Snot.
Stan gets into an accident upon discovering his talent for checking out women, while Roger and Klaus try to hide a wine stain on the new couch.
Stan is fired from the CIA due to budget cuts and is forced to work at a grocery store where Steve is the manager, while Roger makes a bargain to win a bet with a coffee shop musician.
Hayley stages Steve's kidnapping in order to gain favor from Roger's new persona--a television news anchor named Genevieve Vavance.
Just as Haley finally gets over Jeff and considers dating a millionaire, Jeff contacts her from space via C.B. radio.
A sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for housework.
Greg and Terry choose to adopt a Russian child but after Roger sees the kind of life they are living over there, he gets rid of the real kid and takes the place himself.
Roger and Francine stumble upon another alien in the woods and Roger tries to romance her, but he soon becomes annoyed with her behavior and wants to call the CIA to have them take her away...
Hayley dyes her hair blonde, so boys will listen to her when she talks about charities. Stan and Steve look for a new house.
Stan and his fellow CIA agents are in danger of losing their jobs to advancing technology. They plan a dangerous heist to prove that humans are smarter than machines.
Steve and Snot's friendship is put to the test when Snot joins a karate class, and the rest of the Smith family makes Klaus an "outside fish."
On furlough from work, Stan takes a temporary job as a security guard for a community college. Meanwhile, Roger tries to earn extra money for the family by turning the house into an inn.
Francine's trouble-making sister, Gwen, comes to live with the family and her arrival dredges up a long-buried secret from Francine's past.
Stan grows tired of his daily responsibilities and makes a Christmas wish to swap lives with the fee-spirited Principal Lewis.
Haley and Steve join an all girl Rollerblading team, while Stan and Francine get a visit from an all knowing gardener.
Steve seeks his independence from Francine by becoming an online video cooking sensation.
Hayley considers having an affair with a married man, what about Jeff?
Stan and Francine travel to Hollywood for vacation. An aging movie star believes Stan is the reincarnation of a Hollywood legend and uses him to make one last film.
Francine becomes a successful self-published mystery novelist and the family travels to New York to attend a convention.
Stan is traumatized by a random act of violence and seeks to establish a sense of control by creating a miniature version of Langley Falls.
Jeff has escaped from space, or has he?
Stan suffers the drastic side effects of taking a seizure medication.
Jeff goes out with another women and Stan goes undercover and he spot him with a new girl and she tells Hayley that Jeff ditches her and Hayley goes bananas.
Steve is desperate to date a girl and determines the best way is to become a varsity athlete. Steve tries out for the water polo team but fails. Klaus agrees to help Steve become better and...
Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.
Haley tries to get revenge on Stan for a childhood drawing he destroyed while Roger goes all out to get a jacket with reward points.
Steve and Snot alter their futures and throw a party for the uncool kids, meanwhile roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.